Doctors Hate Him, Mostly Because He Keeps Scheduling Appointments and Never Shows Up

After attending a medical appointment, where he had to wait a total of 50 minutes to see the doctor, Brandon, who initially asked that we identify him only by his first name for fear of retaliation, sought revenge on the medical establishment. Brendan explained that he scheduled multiple appointments with several physicians and did not attend a single appointment or pay any no show fees. 

“I thought it was just a funny way to get back at the medical establishment,” said Brandon. “At least that’s what I thought until the harassment started.”

Weeks after Brandon started his revenge on the medical establishment, the American Medical Association made a stern rebuke issued indirectly towards Brandon, stating on their social media accounts, that “all patients are required to attend their appointments. If a patient does not give 24 hours notice before canceling an appointment or does not show up to an appointment the patient must pay a $50 late fee. Anyone who disobeys these rules is considered a terrorist and will be treated as such.”

According to Brandon, after he continued to schedule appointments, not show up to appointments, and not pay the associated fees, he began to receive death threats in the mail from the American Medical Association. One of the most terrifying threats stated, “We’re watching you Brandon. Just know that you won’t miss your appointment in Hell.”

Brandon is now hiding from the American Medical Association after they reportedly put a hit out on his life.

Update: After being shot by a hitman masquerading as a physician, Brendan was taken to a nearby hospital.